Application to add verification

Make your visitors question their humanity.

Ridiculous CAPTCHA-style challenges for your website. Entertainment only. Absolutely no useful security.

1. Choose a length

Challenge length

Three challengesStarts almost normal, then gets worse. Ends with a checkmark.

One challengeA single absurd question. Short and polite.

2. Copy the embed code

Paste it into any HTML block on your site. It runs in its own frame, so it can't touch your page, your forms, or your visitors' data. Keep the frame about 420 px wide and 640 px tall; it shrinks to fit narrower spaces.

3. Put it somewhere fun

404 pagesLost visitors deserve one more question.
Personal sitesA guestbook alternative with worse judgment.
Easter eggsBehind a tiny link nobody was supposed to click.
Interactive sectionsAn "are you still reading?" break in a long page.

Notice to site owners

This is a toy. Finishing it does not prove anyone is human, and it does not protect anything.

Don't put it in front of checkout, signup, contact forms, or anything a visitor needs.
It sets no cookies on your site and sends no answers anywhere.
If it ever fails to load, your page carries on without it.